Send me good workout routines so I can stop being disgusting

better-thanyou:

I don’t even want a boyfriend at this point I just want money

brigitte made me reblog this 

200 to 10k help a brother out!!!

Anonymous SENT: Would you ever fight someone

helyon:

celsisus:

Yeah Rii helyon

Check out this messy fool

I can’t believe one of the dwarves from lord of the rings is trying to come for me right now

All I do in the mall is take pictures in the mirrors

Anonymous SENT: So this is kindof random but i wanted to tell someone and you're hot and awesome and I've been following you for a while so i figured you'd be a good person to tell. I'm gonna lose my virginity tomorrow and i can't fuckin wait

Good for you !!

lowagz SENT: Hey Matt will you suck my dick

That 3 inch micro? Nah

Anonymous SENT: My cousin got jumped in Vegas

I jumped him

Anonymous SENT: Does gorgeously geeky sound better then? πŸ’ͺπŸ‘“πŸ˜

GORGEOUSLY GEEKY

Anonymous SENT: You are literally one of the most beautiful, coolest, awesome, classy, and witty people I love to follow. 😍😘 did I mention you are wonderfully nerd chic? Gah, I love you. πŸ™ŠπŸ™ˆKeep up the good blog!!! 😁

NERD CHIC

Anonymous SENT: Rii would whoop yo ass

That hobbit wishes,!!

OK I mention having a hard on and you people flock like birds to crumbs but where are y’all when I post a selfie

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